Ray Fenwick

Ray Fenwick is a pretty dope illustrator. He draws a lot of type, and hand makes books. Sometimes, I guess he enjoys fucking around. I cried through this entire video.

Hand Santizer

Don't worry d-bags...Ed Hardy now has you covered for those nights when you've manually stimulated a particularly raunchy gal. Found at my favorite store Marshall's.

*Bonus points for the DVDs of The Firm & Leave it to Beaver being on the same shelf.

Is the Answer Cuntflaps?

Kababs

This is definitely my favorite recent purchase in my online banking. Is it an insult? Suzy, you are being such a fucking curry ho. Does it mean you date a lot of Indian guys?

Sarah

I had a nice little chat with "Sarah" on the Proactiv website today. Very helpful!

FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!

This video and song are so fucking amazing, in every way... I cant stop watching it.

Make it large so you can see all the gyration.

thank you eric wareheim and major lazer!

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Overdose

I've watched this video about 5 times over the course of this week, and it's still just as funny. I love this cop. And mega-props for the news anchors losing it.

Try BJ's for Free

I really have to hand it to the News & Observer for being so progressive in their blog content. However, you only get to try it for free. I bet the next time costs you dearly. That's how they get you hooked.

Can Jay Leno make me Hate him Even More: Yes.

If it wasnt official before, now it is: Jay leno is the worst television show host/interviewer in history.

We all know Kanye West is a magnificent douchebag-- but to ASK HIM WHAT HIS "DEAD MOTHER WOULD THINK" of his most recent douchebaggery at the VMA's....I MEAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JAY LENO! hes sounds like some jerkoff school principle.

i would of totally been behind kanye if he flipped and kicked him in that jaw of his.

he comes out STRCITLY TO APOLOGIZE, and instead of just saying " thanks for coming on and apologizing", jay leno has the balls to stretch it out into some fucking awkward terrible stepdad lecture ... the worst is when jay touches his leg after the dead-mom-bomb to "console" him...ajfkljaldjlajklsjdlajdl (angry fingers)

Return of the Mack

Now I'm not really trying to fan the rumour mill, BUT Macauley Culkin is rumoured to be Blanket Jackson's father. As amazing as that sounds I don't see the resemblence. Mack, if you're reading this don't hate me, I hella love Party Monster. Now, on to the real point of this post... he's a big WWE Nerd and he even appeard on an episode of Raw.


It's a good thing he's found Mila Kunis..because she is as big of a nerd as he is. NERDY CELEBS!!!!!!!

Paula Deen Drag Queen

TWO THINGS
1. A friend of mine, let's call her Kristy, came across this image while googling "Paula Deen Drag Queen."

2. My co-worker said that monkey has been "Jean-Binet'ed" and that it looks like his grandmother.

Shes allergic to Banana

i think "mishell" is really just desperate for a friend.

i like this tactic, but shes coming off as a bit of a chatty cathy, as well as a cheap-o. she will not even buy you your own scone or blueberry muffin as a reward, you will share one.

demanding that a person meet you at 8:42 am... to return your shitty sterling silver pinky ring for half of a scone! (also who the fuck wears pinky rings besides fat italian men)

i have to meet this person. im just desperate enough that she might be my new BFF-4-Lyfe

I made a poster

Left: Theirs. Right: Mine
(click for bigger)

Lady Gaga is....

Lady Gaga is __________. Give me your answer.



That mask reminds me a bit of Leigh Bowery's style.

The Dark Side of Totino's Pizza Rolls