Need the Perfect Xmas Gift for that Angsty Teen on your list?

well hop on down to Hot Topic and get yourself one of these gems:



that's right: HOT TOPIC IS SELLING TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES SNUGGIES.

i mean, look how stoked these guys look to be wearing these things -- how could you not buy one?

"I mean...Kids do things like this..."

if by do things like this you mean be four years old and drink beer and break into houses, then yes, they do.



mother of the year award?

Work it Baby, work it!

are you tired of your baby being bald and un-sexy? well now you can get a custom baby weave for that weird bald head of theirs...







after all, its never too soon to objectify.

...I Guess you are.

i really dont give a shit about politics but this PSA is hilarious,

i wonder how much money they had to pay those 2 black guys to be in this shit




it probably would of helped prove their point if it wasn't just a bunch of smarmy sounding white people who remind you of your drunk relatives...but i can imagine they probably had a hard time finding willing "ethnic" participants, well except for that one asian guy (and everyone knows asians are racist)

and those 2 black guys who clearly had some pressing monetary needs (weed? rims? child support?) -- oh wait, black guys dont pay child support.

oh, racism. thanks for the laughs.

In the Land of Ass -- Dont even think of bringing it to school

Out of all the places in the world to almost get murdered by an angry mob for showing off your butt- you would think Brazil would be last on the list...

Apparently Brazil is having mixed feelings about the ass these days.

This poor girl decided to wear a short club like outfit to her college class and, naturally, it causes a full blown prison-style riot.

after a teacher locked her in a room to escape the mob, students were STILL trying to break through the door and windows, yelling that they were going to "rape her".

the police had to come escort her out of campus, all the while 700 students chanted PUTA! (whore)


What the Fuck Brazilian private college students, get your shit together you fucking animals.

Oh no you di-nt!

who pays a lot of money to go to a Morrisey show, and then throws a bottle of water at his head...i mean really. to make it even worse, it was at the beginning of the SECOND song, when he got pegged. Following the mindboggling incident, Morrisey promptly bid the audience goodnight before dropping the microphone diva style -- never to return.

i hope the crowd kicked that guys ass for ruining the show, god knows Morrisey should have.



so was the bottle throwing just a bizarre attempt at showing love? ...or a hardcore Morrisey hater who was willing to spend a shit ton of money for a shot at his dome?...

Ray Fenwick

Ray Fenwick is a pretty dope illustrator. He draws a lot of type, and hand makes books. Sometimes, I guess he enjoys fucking around. I cried through this entire video.

Hand Santizer

Don't worry d-bags...Ed Hardy now has you covered for those nights when you've manually stimulated a particularly raunchy gal. Found at my favorite store Marshall's.

*Bonus points for the DVDs of The Firm & Leave it to Beaver being on the same shelf.

Is the Answer Cuntflaps?

Kababs

This is definitely my favorite recent purchase in my online banking. Is it an insult? Suzy, you are being such a fucking curry ho. Does it mean you date a lot of Indian guys?

Sarah

I had a nice little chat with "Sarah" on the Proactiv website today. Very helpful!

FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!

This video and song are so fucking amazing, in every way... I cant stop watching it.

Make it large so you can see all the gyration.

thank you eric wareheim and major lazer!

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Overdose

I've watched this video about 5 times over the course of this week, and it's still just as funny. I love this cop. And mega-props for the news anchors losing it.

Try BJ's for Free

I really have to hand it to the News & Observer for being so progressive in their blog content. However, you only get to try it for free. I bet the next time costs you dearly. That's how they get you hooked.

Can Jay Leno make me Hate him Even More: Yes.

If it wasnt official before, now it is: Jay leno is the worst television show host/interviewer in history.

We all know Kanye West is a magnificent douchebag-- but to ASK HIM WHAT HIS "DEAD MOTHER WOULD THINK" of his most recent douchebaggery at the VMA's....I MEAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JAY LENO! hes sounds like some jerkoff school principle.

i would of totally been behind kanye if he flipped and kicked him in that jaw of his.

he comes out STRCITLY TO APOLOGIZE, and instead of just saying " thanks for coming on and apologizing", jay leno has the balls to stretch it out into some fucking awkward terrible stepdad lecture ... the worst is when jay touches his leg after the dead-mom-bomb to "console" him...ajfkljaldjlajklsjdlajdl (angry fingers)