They put a sword... right. in. my. funny. bone.

this wisdom tooth removal drug-induced video so beats the other one with the Jesus girl. this kid went through light or space travel. watch at least the first 3 minutes. i love the sister (who also got her wisdom teeth removed) just laughing at her insane brother.

ok we get it OK Go

I'm sure you've seen this video circling its way around the internets, but just in case you haven't, watch out for cuteness overload. These are all rescue dogs that the band owns and/or helped train. And, as you might already know, OK Go's videos are all one shot which is amazing on its own. I don't know if this is as good as the treadmill video but it's definitely cuter. Enjoy!

Who knew Ballet could be Fucking Awesome!

the first time ive ever seen any ballet that was remotely interesting...its very matthew barney- esq (ie:totally batshit crazy)

Phil Collins induced Titty Slap!

omg i have no idea what is happening here but i love it so much.

MY LIFE DOT COM

"YOURE A SINLGLE LADY!!!"

sorry if you have all seen this already but i freakin love it and cant get enough of it, that poor boy was so upset that he wasnt a single lady...

Reason #200 not to get your wisdom teeth pulled

hold out for the christian rap

Saved by the Bell

These are currently my favorite Saved by the Bell related videos on youtube.

The first one you cannot embed..so follow the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5V4gq6fjU

It puts the Caulk in the Butt...

first time in history a news anchor has said these words, together.

This is a bit rude

Are you implying they were forced out or killed in the genocide?In poor taste Captcha!

F-Amazing!

seriously?...

I'm sorry

i dont think this is supposed to be funny, i cant tell if she is a small child or an older girl with some sort of condition...either way this is faaamazing

note: wait it out till the end, there is a killer set of montages -- including her punching herself.



Update: turns out she is in fact a 12 year old girl and has a shit ton of videos, mostly unwatchable. but this is def one of my faves:

Thank god flipcams did not exist when i was a child, or i most likely would have become some viral-child-laughingstock dancing to En Vogue, Paula Abdul or Marky Mark who would of put the fat kid with the light saber to shame.

Seriously Discovery Health Channel?

sounder isn’t exactly sure what dubstep is, but is still complaining about the lack of it at pitchfork fest this year

"Popeye insists he doesnt have 'a thing for asian girls,' even though his last four girlfriends have been pekingese."

I mean I can't get enough of these hipster puppies. and I bet you can't either...



http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

tat tat tat it up

I really admire your choice in font and the casual way in which you make your exclamations. Is this a warning tattoo? If I smoke dope is this what I will look like? Okay, I'm on it.



srsly? I'm going to go ahead and assume you're ugly and this tattoo is just helping out your cause.




I'm so impressed by this. And missionary, so sweet!





Dear sir, I fear the end result of this particular tattoo did not produce the effect for which you had hoped. You are now wearing a permanent, backwards zipper necklace.
fuck you, your brain

"whats this right here?"

warning: this will make you feel reeeeally awkward. and make you hate cops, even more.

 (sorry will)



it would be nice if maybe once, just once, a video would surface that didnt make cops look like the biggest fucktards ever. come on interweb, stop showing things how they really are so much.

hay's for gays and horses

Who in the cornbread hell would make these pieces of hoofy art you ask? Iris Schieferstein.

Now I don't know who she is but she has obvi had some pretty intense centaur murder fantasies during her existence.

While many of you may think 'Lady Gaga will definitely be the first one to strap these on her already questionably gendered body,' I suggest another shewolf who is half way toward horsehood herself--Sarah Jessica Parker. She was the first woman I saw wearing those monstrosities known as the "camel toe boot" (also pictured above) so these gun hoofs are bound to make an apperance at the "SATC 2:We're old as fucking desert sand" premiere.




whatevs happened to a fancy kitten heel?


le shamble

youre welcomeeeeee

we all know that there are thousands of hilarious photos on FAIL blog -- but who has time to sift through all of them to find the "creme de la creme"?

me. because i have no life.

so here i give you, the best of FAILblog:

 

                                   

these next two are my all time favorite, you just cant make up something this good. but first you need a little backup story: So this lady is being interviewed by the local news about how bothersome the smelly, crap- filled "port-a-potty" by her house is...

and lastly...

Grief Fail:

Erm...was that really "necessary"

bear grylls is officially out of control.

Need the Perfect Xmas Gift for that Angsty Teen on your list?

well hop on down to Hot Topic and get yourself one of these gems:



that's right: HOT TOPIC IS SELLING TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES SNUGGIES.

i mean, look how stoked these guys look to be wearing these things -- how could you not buy one?

"I mean...Kids do things like this..."

if by do things like this you mean be four years old and drink beer and break into houses, then yes, they do.



mother of the year award?

Work it Baby, work it!

are you tired of your baby being bald and un-sexy? well now you can get a custom baby weave for that weird bald head of theirs...







after all, its never too soon to objectify.

...I Guess you are.

i really dont give a shit about politics but this PSA is hilarious,

i wonder how much money they had to pay those 2 black guys to be in this shit




it probably would of helped prove their point if it wasn't just a bunch of smarmy sounding white people who remind you of your drunk relatives...but i can imagine they probably had a hard time finding willing "ethnic" participants, well except for that one asian guy (and everyone knows asians are racist)

and those 2 black guys who clearly had some pressing monetary needs (weed? rims? child support?) -- oh wait, black guys dont pay child support.

oh, racism. thanks for the laughs.

In the Land of Ass -- Dont even think of bringing it to school

Out of all the places in the world to almost get murdered by an angry mob for showing off your butt- you would think Brazil would be last on the list...

Apparently Brazil is having mixed feelings about the ass these days.

This poor girl decided to wear a short club- like outfit to her college class and, naturally, it causes a full blown prison-style riot.

after a teacher locked her in a room to escape the mob, students were STILL trying to break through the door and windows, yelling that they were going to "rape her".

the police had to come escort her out of campus, all the while 700 students chanted PUTA! (whore)


What the Fuck Brazilian private college students, get your shit together you fucking animals.

Oh no you di-nt!

who pays a lot of money to go to a Morrisey show, and then throws a bottle of water at his head...i mean really. to make it even worse, it was at the beginning of the SECOND song, when he got pegged. Following the mindboggling incident, Morrisey promptly bid the audience goodnight before dropping the microphone diva style -- never to return.

i hope the crowd kicked that guys ass for ruining the show, god knows Morrisey should have.



so was the bottle throwing just a bizarre attempt at showing love? ...or a hardcore Morrisey hater who was willing to spend a shit ton of money for a shot at his dome?...

Ray Fenwick

Ray Fenwick is a pretty dope illustrator. He draws a lot of type, and hand makes books. Sometimes, I guess he enjoys fucking around. I cried through this entire video.

Hand Santizer

Don't worry d-bags...Ed Hardy now has you covered for those nights when you've manually stimulated a particularly raunchy gal. Found at my favorite store Marshall's.

*Bonus points for the DVDs of The Firm & Leave it to Beaver being on the same shelf.

Is the Answer Cuntflaps?

Kababs

This is definitely my favorite recent purchase in my online banking. Is it an insult? Suzy, you are being such a fucking curry ho. Does it mean you date a lot of Indian guys?

Sarah

I had a nice little chat with "Sarah" on the Proactiv website today. Very helpful!